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Just read a funny joke. 4/6/2005
What is the difference between 'light' and 'hard'?
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I can sleep with a light on.
0 Comments, 188 Views,
9 Votes
,1.72 Score
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Long Distance 4/5/2005
Two guys are driving to work when one asks the other if he
talks to his wife after sex.
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"Yes" replies the guy, "if I can find a
phone."
1 Comments, 315 Views,
10 Votes
,1.99 Score
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Time to rock out with your cock out! 4/4/2005
Last night, I was actually having sex. Now, what made this
a memorable experience, besides me having sex, is that
AC/DC's "TNT" was playing. And for the
first time in my life, I had rhythm. That whole, "women
to the left of me/women to the right" thing got my dick
harder than it's ever been.
So afterwards, while lying in bed, basking in the afterglow
and listening to woman lie to me ...
2 Comments, 230 Views,
5 Votes
,2.16 Score
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Laughs are fun things 3/28/2005
making your man or woman laugh is fun and also a relationship
saver, try it atleast 5 jokes a day and one must be when u
wake up and when u going to your bed. peace out respect man!!!
1 Comments, 100 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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Jokez Make a relationship last longer 3/27/2005
If u can make your mate smile u will have him/her longer in
your life...........trust me i know..
0 Comments, 93 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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BEANS 3/24/2005
I went to visit a lady friend one evening. She had already
had a few drinks before I arrived. She fixed me a drink and
we settled on the sofa, her to take a nap and me to try to get
laid. I was caressing her body, working my face toward her
crotch(we're still dressed, mind you) and as I got
closer to my target, the heffa farted. Turns out, she had
eaten a bowl of beans earlier that day. I ...
1 Comments, 334 Views,
10 Votes
,2.19 Score
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Joke 3/22/2005
So, this grade school teacher was teaching her class vocabulary
words. She starts with the letter "A" and works
her way through the alphabet, picking a word that begins
with each letter and asking students to use that word in
a sentence. Apple for "A, " Banana for "B, "
etc. She gets to "W" and picks the word "womb."
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"Can anyone use the word 'womb' in a sentence?"
she says. ...
0 Comments, 247 Views,
6 Votes
,2.23 Score
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MEN: Words Women Use 3/20/2005
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
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NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something",
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
"Nothing" usually end in "Fine".
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GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
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LOUD SIGH
This is not actually ...
1 Comments, 321 Views,
22 Votes
,6.01 Score
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Stikee Situations.... 3/10/2005
This will be a series of questions I'm going to post
every week asking what you would do if certain situations
ever arose in your relationship. Please stayed tuned because
you're gonna run across a few things that will make
you say "HMMM".....
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Say you are at your lovers house and you're in the bathroom
washing up after a night of hot passionate ...
5 Comments, 415 Views,
11 Votes
,3.73 Score
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How well do you really know someone? 3/7/2005
How many of you can fart infront of your partner?
5 Comments, 332 Views,
14 Votes
,4.90 Score
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I wish i could read her mind 3/5/2005
Boy isnt this every mans dream? for us married guys you know
what i mean . For you younger guys married or single if you
dont know you soon will find out I guess my biggest dilema
is and always will be . When does no mean no and when does no
mean yes? Ive been married to the same wonderfull woman
for 17 years and my dilema still exhists, If she says im tired
and wants to get some sleep and ...
1 Comments, 170 Views,
8 Votes
,3.01 Score
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ordinary break up 2/26/2005
Its very ordinary now adays for every couple to separate.
Thier investment for their relationship were lost in just
a matter of simple jelousy and most common of all is the sudden
twist of ...
1 Comments, 96 Views,
7 Votes
,1.00 Score
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"Diversity Clarification 101/ 2005" 2/26/2005
Why do people describe themselves as being "openminded"
and "nonjudgemental"..... and then turn around
and have an "X" in the box on their profile by
race and age? Help me understand this people .
2 Comments, 116 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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So,... Has It Comes To This... 2/25/2005
Personal Ads - Interpreted
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WOMEN'S ADS
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40-ish................ 49
Adventurer.............Slept with all your friends
Athletic.............. No tits
Average looking........Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful............. Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.......Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated.............. Banged her Political Science
professor
...
1 Comments, 415 Views,
33 Votes
,5.99 Score
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where is the line? 2/23/2005
Hey. Where is the line between too much humor, not enough
and just right? I try to make girls laugh, but not too much.
I'm no comedian. How much does laughter play in love?
0 Comments, 89 Views,
4 Votes
,2.08 Score
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Drinking and Cunnilingus 2/19/2005
Not a good combo. Has anyone else passed out while being
down on their girlfriend? Not a fun morning
1 Comments, 299 Views,
9 Votes
,3.00 Score
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What Would You Do Without Your Penis? 2/11/2005
If I didn't have a penis...
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I know it sounds strange, but I'd probably become a
better lover. Sex wouldn't revolve around my dick
like it does now. I'd spend more time kissing my girlfriend,
massaging her, and listening to her. I think she might feel
a lot more satisfied. "I'm not sure about me!"
4 Comments, 255 Views,
14 Votes
,3.62 Score
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Guranteed? Turn-Ons 2/11/2005
Guranteed? Turn Ons:
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A fabulous home cooked meal (with you for dessert!).
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A quickie in a elevator.
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Dirty talk during sex.
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A perfect smile.
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Having your underware ripped off!
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A 90-minute ...
2 Comments, 348 Views,
20 Votes
,1.98 Score
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Predicktions 2/11/2005
Virtual Intercourse:
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Blow-up dolls are so--what's the word?--tacky. The
ultimate joyride will soon be as close as your (extremely)
friendly laptop and fabulous members-only virtual intercourse
website. Utilizing 3-D glasses and a revelutionary sensoMatic
silicon penis "sleeve, " virtual intercourse
will offer an almost unlimited range of fantasy encounters ...
0 Comments, 312 Views,
7 Votes
,4.06 Score
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You meet you gorlfriend how? 2/6/2005
I'm not trying to brag about anything, I just think
this is a funny way to have meet my now ex-girlfirned. I am
an art major, and I was in a life-drawing class. I saw so many
nude models I realized it was no big deal really, and that
after a few momment people looking at the model see shapes
and values, not a naked person. So I decided to give it a try.
I could use the money after all, ...
1 Comments, 204 Views,
12 Votes
,1.74 Score
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Doing the laundry 2/6/2005
When our were little (2&4) we would say "doing
the laundry" as another phrase for having sex.
One day we were having a small dispute which left me upset.
I went & set down on the couch as my 4 yr old came up to me
to ask what was wrong. I did not want her to know we were fighting
so I told her that daddy & I were talking about doing
the laundry, however our washing machine had quit ...
1 Comments, 824 Views,
66 Votes
,7.19 Score
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ANYTHING TO GET THE DRAWERS! 1/27/2005
Have you ever met a man on this site who appears to have a dynamic
profile, good personality and great looks? Once you get
ready to have sex everything that was in their profile goes
straight out the window! Some men will say anything to get
the drawers/panties/thongs, but when you get down to it
will not back up their shit. I met this one man who claims
to love oral sex, excuse me, that is ...
6 Comments, 559 Views,
27 Votes
,4.29 Score
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SO EMBARRASSING! 1/27/2005
I have been on this site for about 6 months and have only have
a few dates/meetings. I can honestly say that the men that
I have met really were not up my expectations. Lets face
it; this is an ADULT site so anything could happen. What
I never thought would happen is men who I have already met
and even engaged in sex with would forget my handle and ultimately
send an email wanting to meet. ...
5 Comments, 684 Views,
35 Votes
,5.62 Score
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MY TRIP TO THE DOCTORS !!! ??? !!! 1/27/2005
After sitting there for a while in the waiting room, that
bastard doctor finally called my name !!
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At last ! It was my turn to go in !!
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Straight down to business I took me trousers off and said,
"Have a look at this Doc, my fuggin cock is like a Walnut"
!?!
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He said, "You do realize that when you go for a piss
you're supposed to shake the fuggin ...
0 Comments, 788 Views,
47 Votes
,1.89 Score
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Sex with a Republican??? 1/23/2005
This is a funny take on what sex with members of certain political
parties might be like. It's all tongue-in-cheek,
since I haven't had sex with any of these people (I'm
a Canadian). Still there is hope... America has 10 times
the population of Canada, so that would mean 10 times the
liklihood of finding a date... oops, I'm getting off
topic...
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Sex with a ...
0 Comments, 112 Views,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score
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Sex with a Canadian, eh? 1/23/2005
Here's a funny take on sex with Canadians. Hey, if you
can't poke fun at your own country, ya shouldn't
insult others.
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Sex with a Canadian, Pros and Cons
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1)we can do it in really cold weather
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2) we bitch about it when it's too hot or too cold
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3) we like to think we do ...
0 Comments, 193 Views,
15 Votes
,2.67 Score
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funny but embarrasing 1/18/2005
I had a girl that was really interested in me throughout
high school. We were very close friends and she would come
over my house ever so often(when my parents werent home).
We would cuddle but were to shy to let anything else happen.
I explained to her numerous times that I didn't want
a relationship. The girl had a really crappy home life and
her mother choose her boyfriend over the girl ...
0 Comments, 433 Views,
15 Votes
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there's no room for fun here... 1/18/2005
What is that sound? Is it laughter? Joy? What the fuck are
you thinking? We are in a relationshiop. Do you understand
that? A relationship!!! There is no room for humor or joy
or laughter here. This is serious fucking work. And we wonder
why people don't stay together. No one wants to work
hard anymore.
0 Comments, 119 Views,
12 Votes
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A misunderstanding ended in laughter 1/17/2005
Sex can be so mush, from the deepest sharing of love, 2 raw
mutual plessure!
This time I'm gonna tell about was the first time i had
sex with my former boy-friend.
The sex was good, we had been in love 4 so long, that a simple
stroke was enough 2 get us aroused.
But in the end of the "session" he was taking
me "doggy-style"...and just befor i was cumming, he
said "I'm about 2 cum"...! ...
1 Comments, 523 Views,
35 Votes
,5.18 Score
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Get a life ,,,,,, 1/17/2005
Once youve found yourself , ,Then your able , ,you may
fall through people , , but eventualy you WILL be caught
, ,, ,, ,,
0 Comments, 85 Views,
7 Votes
,0.49 Score
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