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Articles by phantomsex4u

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20 Responses to Telemarketers   2/21/2004

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. <br> 2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad y


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phantomsex4u 53 M
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Signs That You Are Too Drunk   2/21/2004

You lose arguments with inanimate objects. <br> You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. <br> Job interfering with your drinking. <br> Yo


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phantomsex4u 53 M
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Performance   2/21/2004

Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as a lover. <br> The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers an


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phantomsex4u 53 M
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Redneck Lottery   2/21/2004

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million." <br> The man replied, "


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phantomsex4u 53 M
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Drivers   2/21/2004

One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn: New York City <br> One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago <br> One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on


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phantomsex4u 53 M
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Making a baby   2/21/2004

Mom and Dad were taking young Billy for a walk through the park one sunny afternoon when all of a sudden, in the bushes a short distance away, Billy spots two dogs going at it. Billy says, "D


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Picture Day   2/21/2004

Two old ladies decided to have their portraits taken. One was nearly deaf. As they entered the studio, the photographer asked them to take a seat. <br> The deaf one asked "What did


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phantomsex4u 53 M
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Bill Gates in heaven   2/21/2004

When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months


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phantomsex4u 53 M
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Dead or Alive   2/21/2004

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then


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phantomsex4u 53 M
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Slow Down!   2/21/2004

Bob is out driving his new sports car. He's having a ball on the interstate, zipping in and out of traffic. He exits the highway...slows down at the stop sign, but does not stop...and just goes on


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How to get a man's attention   2/21/2004

This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It appeared in the Atlanta Journal. Companion Wanted: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good l


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